Saturday, December 1, 2012

The Great Wall + Haffertee the Hamster

One of my favourite internet-based time-wasting activities is tracking down childhood books/toys/tv shows etc. I'm continually amazed both by how much of this often obscure material has found its way online and by how, for want of a better word, crap most of it is when I do track it down. (Transformers cartoon series anyone?) But occasionally, I do glean some insight into the true nature of something to which I had been oblivious when I originally encountered it.

Case in point: I was recently looking up a few children's books (with a view to perhaps revisiting them with Gekko Jr at some point). And what I found were two cases of what had seemed like wholesome, innocent stories that are in fact thinly-veiled propaganda materials.


1. "Haffertee Finds A Place Of His Own", by Janet Perkins. I vaguely remembered this as a nice yarn about a hamster who lives in the house of a nice family and makes himself a cosy little living space somewhere (in a shoebox was it?). So imagine my reaction upon finding this on Amazon:

Part of the "Haffertee" series, this is another story about a lovable soft-toy hamster and his friends. As children read the books, they will also learn more about Haffertee's best friend - God - and his care and interest in all aspects of everyone's lives.

Hmmm. Well, I guess on second thoughts nostalgia can go hang: suffice it to say that, loveable as he may be, Mr Haffertee won't be bedding down in the Gekko residence any time soon.


2. "The Great Wall", by Paul White. In this case I admit I already had a fairly strong suspicion that the story had some kind of religious undertones. (After all, the book was a gift from a great uncle who had a tendency to ply my brother and I with god-fearing reading materials: a children's bible and storybooks of parables such as "The Good Samaritan" --- which against I very much enjoyed -- were among his other offerings.)

Anyhow, I am unable to track down the original edition (a lavishly illustrated A4-sized paperback in landscape format), but I did find the text. As you can see, it starts off as an intriguing tale about some unusually loquacious jungle animals, but it gradually turns into something much more sinister:

In an African hospital the story is told of THE GREAT WALL. All the animals were very upset for suddenly this great wall had appeared right through the middle of the jungle. Elephant said, "what can we do?" All the rest of the animals chattered, "We MUST do something about this wall. It is very serious. How can we get to the other side?" Giraffe said, "The Great Wall is very high and as far as I can see it is very thick." Lion roared, "And the best parts of the jungle are on the other side!" Monkey jumped up and down, "We must get through. This side of the wall is desert. It's dry and dusty and dull." "Stop the talk, " snorted Rhino, "Stand back! I will charge through it." And he thundered away towards the wall with the animals cheering him on. BANG!!! The awful wall nearly knocked poor Rhino out and made his face and head bleed! Then Elephant had a go. He tried to push through the Great Wall. He pushed and pushed, and heaved and heaved. But had to admit at the end, "there is no way THROUGH that Wall."

Hyena laughed his spooky giggle. "For animals of great strength and small cunning there is no way through that Great Wall, But... we hyenas are smart and crafty. I will find a way AROUND that Wall." So he walked and walked, all day, all night. Another day and another night. And then the waiting animals saw Hyena coming back at last. They yelled, "tell us quickly what you found." Hyena gasped, "It is no use at all. There is no way around, the Great Wall goes on and on and on! There is no way AROUND!"
Then Snake hissed, "Enough of this! Sssssso you think you are clever and strong, but I am a ssslitherer. I will slither and ssssslide UNDER the Great Wall." Off Snake went, he twisted, wiggled, and squirmed. He disappeared for a long while, and then he came back up. "At last I have found a way under the Wall, " he said. "Pardon me, " said Giraffe, "you are still on the same side, snake!" "What, " hissed snake, "I have travelled many dark ways underground. No animal could have done as much. If there was a way UNDER the Wall I would have found it. There is no way under!"

No way THROUGH. No way AROUND. No way UNDER.
Then monkey yelled, "Look at me, look at me. I can climb anything. I will find a way OVER the Great Wall. Stand back - here I come!" And monkey yelled a giant "WOOOOP!!" and ran toward that wall. He leap on it and climbed and climbed and climbed. Down he fell at last with a crash. Then he got Giraffe to stand close to the wall. And monkey got a good start by climbing first up Giraffe's long, long neck. Monkey climbed and climbed, he tried so hard. Then he fell, and tumbled down with an awful "bump!" Elephant found him at the bottom of the wall knocked right out! He had to blow air into Monkeys' mouth with his trunk to get him to "come to" again. All the animals agreed, "there is no way OVER the Great Wall."
NO way THROUGH. No way AROUND. No way UNDER. No way OVER.

The Great Wall has a name which can be seen by those who understand. The wall is called SIN. People try all sorts of ways to get past the Wall made by their own sin. They try to get THROUGH, and AROUND, and UNDER and OVER Sin. But there is no way we can get past Sin by ourselves. Listen to what God's book, the Bible, says, "Your sin has come between you and your God." But Jesus has broken down that Wall. There is a Doorway in the Wall, and it is in the shape of a Mighty Cross! So that anyone who wants to have nothing to do with sin, who wants to come to God, can. When they come to the Great Wall they just walk through the Cross -Door. Why? Because of what Jesus has done. He shed His Blood for the Sin of the world. Here is what the Lord Jesus says to you and me: "I am the Way ... come to Me."

"Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." ( John 14:6).

Crikey, that's pretty heavy stuff to lay on an innocent child; in fact, I'd go so far as to describe it as a load of sadistic bollocks. The tragedy is that it starts off so promisingly --- if only we could read about how the animals then sat down together and somehow contrived a solution to the "wall" problem as a team (don't ask me how -- maybe they invent dynamite or something). Now that just might be a story with a worthwhile message.